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I just unlocked the Game of Thrones: Second Sons sticker on GetGlue

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A wedding at King’s Landing starts a new life for an unlikely couple Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at HBO.

I just unlocked the My Goatee is Happy sticker on GetGlue

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I just unlocked the Mad Men: The Crash sticker on GetGlue

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Don is disrupted by a surprise visitor and Peggy looks for inspiration. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at AMC.

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magnicifent:

#normal way to look at your coworker #normal

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Guys, I’m sure I have a reputation somewhere in this fandom: So what is it? Leave that in my ask box as I ponder over this.

shadowen:

stickthisbig:

Do I have a rep? Does anyone care? Is there anybody out there?

I’ve always been curious about this. Am I well-known enough to have any sort of reputation on the interwebs? Have you heard anything about me from the grapevine?

magnicifent:

I FUCKING CAN’T.

lodessa:

glamaphonic:

ferrific:

falling-towers:

balladedutempsjadis:

prinzessinfantaghiro:

Like, if a girl gets hanged for fucking Jaime Lannister, she should at least get the chance to actually fuck him.

Yes! And I bet he’s good in bed too because I bet Cersei made sure he knew how to please her ;)

As much as I agree with the general sentiment, this would probably be the most awkward first time ever: blushing virgin with body issues galore and emotionally confused guy whose sexual experience consists of fucking his sister.

Aaaaawkwaaaard.

I can’t articulate why, but I really want to read that.

I have loved a lot of Jaime/Brienne fic, but I have NEVER EVER read a sex scene between them that was as awkward as it needs to be.

And that makes me sad.

I always end up cutting out the sex scenes when I write them because I can’t bring myself to make it as awkward/uncomfortable as makes sense… so I just have thousands of words of unfinished Jaime/Brienne porn on my harddrive.

Please send me those thousands of words.

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What does a killer do to get Hannibal’s attention? Thanks for tuning in to Hannibal tonight! Keep watching on Thursdays at 10/9c on NBC. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at NBC.

yummytomatoes:

tha party dont stop till i wlk innnnn
*stak
*start
is it stat or stap??
who careeeee 

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knightdress:

I want to be the queen.

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I just unlocked the The East Coming Soon sticker on GetGlue

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Spy on us, we’ll spy on you. You were warned. The East opens in select theaters on 5/31. Share this one proudly. It’s from our friends at Fox Searchlight.

I’m watching The East

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