five-items:

2brokelesbians:

rainbowblacksheep:

britta-edison:

wittiarty:

Criminal- ISTP

43% Extraversion, 40% Intuition, 67% Thinking, 40% Judging

Pushover - ISFJ

 27% Extraversion, 47% Intuition, 20% Thinking, 60% Judging

 Loser- INTP

27% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 80% Thinking, 27% Judging

Scumbag- ENFP

67% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 40% Thinking, 33% Judging

Loser - INTP

47% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 53% Thinking, 40% Judging

Talked to another human being lately? I’m serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn’t become apparent to you … Nerd’s a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn’t care less about the different definitions of the word and why you’re actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don’t pretend you weren’t thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly. Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you’re at your very best … *cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn’t something you find easy, but don’t worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now. On top of all this, you’re shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you’re on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about “theoretical questions” from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you’ll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don’t get your hopes up. I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?

This is depressingly accurate … 

(Source: mardidono, via five-items)