SNL 38.6 | Louis C.K.
The 40 year old 20 year old, episode 5
I was like, ‘hey sand, how’d you get in my shoe? Get out.’ Then I was like, ‘oh ok so now I just talked to sand.’
Kate McKinnon dominated this weekend’s SNL.
spoiler free time, y’all.
getting home from a long, grumpy-ass shift has been made better by the magic of dvr. got all my shit a-waiting for me. and now, because you care, a recap.
and okay. this is unrelated but if you don’t tag your shit i’m gonna unfollow. i don’t care what you tag it, but do something consistent cause i use tumblr savior to keep myself sane. (if you don’t care, please do your shit your own way. it’s your blog. i just… wanna keep followin’ the people i’m followin’ if you know what i mean and what i mean is tumblr.)
Tina: I think this is gonna work out really well between me and you, ‘cause it’s, it’s like good energy, it’s- it’s gonna be kinda cool, like that movie Monster.
Tina: Yeah, you saw that movie Monster, right?
Amy: Yeah. Are you-are you gonna kill me?
Tina: No! I’m gonna kill other people, and you’re gonna be my girlfriend.
(Amy Poehler’s first night co-anchoring Weekend Update with Tina Fey, Oct 2nd, 2004)
This sketch is my screaming thought process while watching/reading Little Women. FTW ladies!
Amy Poehler: On a similar note, I don’t know if you had anything to do with this, but you better watch yourself, Angelina Jolie, okay? ‘Cause you are too sexy to be trusted. You’re a black widow spider, Jolie. Stay away from me and my husbands.
Tina Fey: Husbands? Plural?
Amy Poehler: Yeah. And don’t think you’re gonna come here, Jolie, with your long legs and your Mohawk baby, and try to steal my fake news “Update” TV wife, ‘cause I will cut you. I will stab you in one of your very sexy tattoos. So watch it.
Tina Fey: Thank you. You make me feel loved.
- Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live 30x09
Ashton, what a beautiful boy.
If I was bisexual, your mouth I would enjoy.
Ashton, I don’t roll that way, but if I did
I’d surely eat at your buffet.
Ashton, you’re so meow-meow fine,
That if I liked the boys, I’d be up on your behind.
Ashton, don’t misunderstand,
If I was AC/DC I would try to touch your gland.
Chris Parnell’s Ashton Kutcher rap