27 y/o lesbian white, midwestern, cisfemale, working retail and freelance

main fandoms are parks & recreation, homestuck, rashida jones, mad men, runaways, community, bunheads, party down, new girl, bob's burgers, our idiot brother, lena headey, don't trust the b----, snl, ladies loving ladies.

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monicagellerb:

SNL 38.6 | Louis C.K.

leslie-lemon:

The 40 year old 20 year old, episode 5

I was like, ‘hey sand, how’d you get in my shoe? Get out.’ Then I was like, ‘oh ok so now I just talked to sand.’

inlikewiththecity:

Kate McKinnon dominated this weekend’s SNL.

spoiler free time, y’all.

getting home from a long, grumpy-ass shift has been made better by the magic of dvr. got all my shit a-waiting for me. and now, because you care, a recap.

• Parks & Recreation. you sucked me back in. i know you’re only going to break my heart, baby, but right now? i love you. i love you hard. ann is the key to my heart, and you unlocked me. my door is wide open for your love.
• SNL Weekend Update Thursday. does anyone else think it’s weird that they still say ‘it’s saturday night!’ in the opener? dudes. it’s thursday.
• Project Runway. okay i know its way past my bedtime at this point but gurl, i was crying at the end. i wanna marry elena. EVERY WEEK WOULD BE AN ADVENTURE.
• Childrens Hospital. every week should be british oh mah gah. jaime murray! hobbits! that nurse!

and okay. this is unrelated but if you don’t tag your shit i’m gonna unfollow. i don’t care what you tag it, but do something consistent cause i use tumblr savior to keep myself sane. (if you don’t care, please do your shit your own way. it’s your blog. i just… wanna keep followin’ the people i’m followin’ if you know what i mean and what i mean is tumblr.)

suicideblonde:

Tina: I think this is gonna work out really well between me and you, ‘cause it’s, it’s like good energy, it’s- it’s gonna be kinda cool, like that movie Monster. 

Amy: Yeah?

Tina: Yeah, you saw that movie Monster, right?

Amy: Yeah. Are you-are you gonna kill me?

Tina: No! I’m gonna kill other people, and you’re gonna be my girlfriend.

Amy: Cool!

(Amy Poehler’s first night co-anchoring Weekend Update with Tina Fey, Oct 2nd, 2004)

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bohemea:

suicideblonde:

This sketch is my screaming thought process while watching/reading Little Women.  FTW ladies!

fuckyeahkristenwiig:

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SERGIO!

bertiedav:

helpmelizlemon:

cheia:

Amy Poehler: On a similar note, I don’t know if you had anything to do with this, but you better watch yourself, Angelina Jolie, okay? ‘Cause you are too sexy to be trusted. You’re a black widow spider, Jolie. Stay away from me and my husbands.
Tina Fey: Husbands? Plural?
Amy Poehler: Yeah. And don’t think you’re gonna come here, Jolie, with your long legs and your Mohawk baby, and try to steal my fake news “Update” TV wife, ‘cause I will cut you. I will stab you in one of your very sexy tattoos. So watch it.
Tina Fey: Thank you. You make me feel loved.

- Weekend Update, Saturday Night Live 30x09

bohemea:

suicideblonde:

Ashton, what a beautiful boy.
If I was bisexual, your mouth I would enjoy.
Ashton, I don’t roll that way, but if I did
I’d surely eat at your buffet.

Ashton, you’re so meow-meow fine,
That if I liked the boys, I’d be up on your behind.
Ashton, don’t misunderstand,
If I was AC/DC I would try to touch your gland.

Chris Parnell’s Ashton Kutcher rap